just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing
Get gelato together!
Go to an Irish pub; only order fruit juice!
Make sandwiches using only what’s in your fridge!
Tell him to burgle your house!
Have him date another girl while you’re in prison!